23 4 / 2014

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.


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ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

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22 4 / 2014

22 4 / 2014

22 4 / 2014

22 4 / 2014

lulz-time:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

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lulz-time:

this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d

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22 4 / 2014

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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22 4 / 2014

21 4 / 2014

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

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21 4 / 2014

21 4 / 2014

lulz-time:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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20 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

19 4 / 2014

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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18 4 / 2014

paulmara:

a wise man once said 

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18 4 / 2014